This is a real article. Not by the Onion.
Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words.
I can’t believe this isn’t by the onion. I don’t believe it
Um, hate to burst your bubble here, but The Borowitz Report is The New Yorker’s satirical column. The Onion isn’t the only one out there.
Why is it that I would never think to myself ‘I want to spend the next hour looking at gifs of things’ and yet that is what I end up doing when I get on tumblr?
Currently reading. It’s good solid 70s DeLillo. Not quite as finely polished as his later stuff, but charming and amusing. Has lots of sex in it. I remember reading this article that says it’s for DeLillo fans only, and that may turn out to be true.
Today, I was climbing the hand crack at the gym and my hand slipped out, causing me to punch myself in the face. Yay, crack climbing!